Simply sexy

Okay, let's say it - there guys who are simply hot. It doesn't matter what they're wearing, what they're saying or what they do. Nobody cares if they are smart or rich or even nice - it only takes one look at them to say "I would let him do anything he wants to do!"
Let's take Gregory Capra for example - now, please don't tell me he's not that hot, because we both know it's a lie - you wouldn't want a visit from the evil tooth fairy, would you? (don't ask)
Now, there are basically a few types of guys:
1. Wannabe's - these are the not-so-good looking men, who TRY to be hot with cheap tricks like doing the tough walk or using too much hair products, combined with an almost believably casual look and a few jokes in their pocket.
2. Nerds - they just don't care, do they? Nerdy guys are those who can't spot a fashion disaster even if it's about to suck their dick. They often look a few years older but not because of too much muscles or facial (and body) hair, but because they are usually dressed like a middle-aged Maths teacher. Now, there is nothing wrong about liking Math, but is it really necessary to have to remind someone that God gave us TWO eyebrows for a reason?
3. Fashion boys - fit, fun and pretty. Always dressed strictly according to fashion, always looking good, clean and sometimes a little too good. How to spot them? Well, they travel in packs of two or three, usually carrying shopping bags (I hope you don't think they're full of groceries) and most likely being the loudest people on the street.
4. Straight 'till death to them part - now, there is a kind we all know. The ones that use every single chance to remind the world just how straight they are (even if sometimes they are not). Now, within this category are most of the "Gay-homophobic guy" situations which, I'm sure, we all hate.
5. Sissy boys - "...did you just call him FAT?! Okay... OMG.... FYI I am THE most fabulous piece of ash you're ever gonna see!" Sure, sister, we all know that type - don't you think they're cute?
6. Now what is number six? Find out next time!